I heard that limrick before. I MUST say! It is beYOND PG. Not shameLESS, but
shameFULL! However, to provide the KIDDIES with a treat, I display for you my
WHITTIER-like 5-liner, and this AIN't no haiKU:

There once came a man from NanTUCKet
With CHAINSAW so large he must TRUCK it
When chopping down trees
He spread Dutch Elm disease,
Now his firewood all fits in a BUCKet!

Old John Greenleaf would be PROUD. I fell - uh, FEEL - for the elms. 'Tis a
SHAME there's no Dutch BRADFORD PEAR disease. That would give my HEARTH a
warm GLOW!