The Shameless 12 days of Christmas
further evidence why I have no life to speak of
I'm certain that you know the 12 days of Christmas. Well, of course, we geeks have to do the same thing, but in a completely different way. Here's a cute little carol for all of those who know that Christmas was invented by Bill Gates for the sole purpose of increasing his stranglehold on the desktop OS market.
AHEM... cough, grunt Ok, I'm ready, are you?
On the first day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- A whole bunch of batteries.
On the second day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a whole bunch of batteries.
On the third day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a heck of a lot of batteries
On the fourth day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a big load of batteries
On the fifth day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 5 'Precious' rings
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a big load of batteries
On the sixth day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 6 wookies shedding
- 5 'Precious' rings
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a buttload of batteries
On the seventh day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 7 deadly sins
- 6 wookies shedding (sniffle)
- 5 'My Precious' rings
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a buttload of batteries
On the eighth day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 8 penguins coding
- 7 deadly sins
- 6 wookies shedding (ACHOO!)
- 5 annoying magic rings
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and way too many freakin' batteries
On the ninth day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 9 windows breaking
- 8 penguins coding
- 7 deadly sins
- 6 wookies shedding (oh my allergies!)
- 5 Precious rings
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a scary bunch of leaking batteries
On the tenth day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 10 wraiths a hiding
- 9 windows breaking
- 8 penguins coding
- 7 deadly sins
- 6 wookies shedding (sniff.. snort... blow... hork... CHOO!)
- 5 annoying magic rings
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and a monster truckload of batteries
On the eleventh day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 11 undead ogres
- 10 wraiths a hiding
- 9 windows breaking
- 8 penguins coding
- 7 deadly sins
- 6 wookies shedding (are my eyes bleeding yet?)
- 5 invisibility inducing rings
- 4 colored pen
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and all those damn batteries!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my persona gave to me:
- 12 zerglings swarming
- 11 undead ogres throwing dead stuff at you
- 10 wraiths a hiding behind their cloak
- 9 windows breaking as they always do when you need them
- 8 penguins coding because the windows are broken
- 7 deadly sins just for fun
- 6 wookies shedding (PLEASE cut off my nose.)
- 5 invisibility inducing rings that you can't get rid of
- 4 colored pen (thats one pen that writes 4 colors you geek!)
- 3 IPods
- 2 Gigs of RAM
- and OHMYGOD! I need a life!
So... What do you thing of my songwriting ability? Any chance that I'll be getting the grammy for best Christmas song?